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iPhone autocorrect haiku

“Fujitsu not ju-jitsu!”

Man screams at ‘phone

The Zen of martial business


Character or coward

iPhone knows better

Does one become the other?


Panem et Circences

The Hunger Games

iPhone knows that pain’s a circus


Cash stock options right now!

I command Siri

“Cass Stukov, I’ll remind you”


From Alain de Botton to

Also the bottom

Consolations of philosophy?


Remember the value of everything

Precious and previous

Differ by a single letter


I smote my breast repeatedly

and revealed the beast

Who knows what may lie within


At sunrise I write to you

a letter, signed “sm”

Siri insists “am” is better


I was getting very antsy,

Pacing, waiting, numb

Siri prefers me “ANSI”





One thought on “iPhone autocorrect haiku

  1. Hello sir,
    Thank you for your nice posting.iPhone autocorrect haiku is also nice.

    Posted by autocorrect on iphone | February 5, 2013, 5:26 pm

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